I remember when The Breakfast Club revealed that, not only could kids from different backgrounds get along with one another, but...one bit of common ground was how adults didn't really appreciate teens or their experiences, hopes, desires, hardships, etc. So, now, it seems, I'm old. You see, Dave Barry gives us a glimpse of how today's youth would redesign newspapers. I don't remember being this vacuous, and I don't remember my classmates being this vacuous. Since it seems improbable that kids today are notably less intelligent or rational than they were when I was in a middle school, I've resigned myself to the fact that now I'm old. I'm the fellow today's Breakfast Club won't make any sense to.