Well, that's what I thought until I sat, feeding Buko, while Gwen watched "Disco Ball" on TV last night. Several things occurred to me (which I'll eventually put e-commerce links into...) 1) Martha Wash would be a full-blown superstar if she looked like Toni Braxton.

2) It's a tough world where I'm not muscular enough to grace the stage with Whoopi Goldberg

3) K.C. and the Sunshine band got a bad rap. They're actually quite good.

4) A boy band by any other name (The Naturals?) still sucks, especially if they're trying to make "How Deep Is Your Love" sound soulful.

5) I've been doing the hand move for the M in "YMCA" all wrong for years. Apparently, the M is formed by putting the backs of your hands together in front of your sternum. I've been doing it by putting my fingertips on my head, in what the singer referred to as "that monkey thing."