Win $7M
Of course, you'll have to work on some previously unsolved math problems. And I know how y'all hate math. For me, the Riemann hypothesis is particularly seductive. In fact, I spent many hours working on a proof the summer of 1988. It just seems like something you can brute force by thinking of a creative way to restate the problem, but alas, I never succeeded (obviously).
Subtlety is not one of my strengths