He was drafted in 1998 by the NFL's Baltimore Ravens and heralded as the “Barcelona Bachelor” by NFL Europe’s website. I loved it when they called that other goof a “pro” football player, then failed to even talk about where he had played. I watched the entire show start to finish and never heard Ryan boast once about being drafted, playing professionally or even playing at all. Something to be said for humility, eh? ...

Aaron Beurge came off as a complete punk on national TV. Just come clean guy, you went on the show for the same reason Alex did, to get some exposure, kiss some girls (or sleep with a few) and break some hearts. The premise of guys choosing girls is flawed because chicks get hurt more easily and much more deeply.

Married by America is the latest crackpot idea. Family values sure have taken a hit lately, haven't they? I'm done for now.