Joe Satriani has taught some guitar legends, and has been nominated every year for years. But he still doesn't have a Grammy. "Q. Do you find it odd that you've taught some of the biggest names in the industry and they've become more of a household name than Joe Satriani?

Satriani: I don't find it odd at all. It's like me asking, "Do you know who Bill Gates' professor was?" Civilization moves forward because the students leapfrog the teacher. If the greatest achievements stopped with the teacher, we'd be in deep trouble. Once the elders passed away, we'd be finished."

Actually, Joe...since Bill Gates dropped out of college, it's safe to say he wasn't learning *enough* from his professors.