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Did you hear the one about the game show cheat?

EntertainmentOne of the 1 million pound winners on a British game show is accused of cheating. Supposedly, he had comrades in the audience who used the oh-so-subtle cough to lead him to correct answers. Read the transcript, here. Excuse me, but I need to go apply to be on one of these shows. Actually, when I was in college, I tried out for a game show. So did my roommate. So did his girlfriend. First, there was a written test. I scored way above the minimum threshold, and was almost eliminated. Then, we gave "practice" introductions. As soon as I mentioned I was studying engineering, the went on to the next contestant, my roommate. He said physics, and they cut him off. His girlfriend pretended to be a ditz (she wasn't), announcing that she wasn't sure what she was going to major in (she was), but that she was a "people person". She got called back. The producer of the show told her, at the call-back, that she was too intelligent for their target demographic. She didn't make it on the show.
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Did you hear the one about the game show cheat?
Authored by: norcalfella on Friday, March 07 2003

*cough*

Is that the best signal they could come up with? Kick your chair once or twice to throw them off. Rub your hands together loudly. Sneeze, breathe deeply, I mean whatever it takes just change the pattern.

It\'s a good thing these morons aren\'t coaching third base for the Yankees, that\'s for sure.

I figure most of game shows are fixed one way or another. Either (as Mr. Small said) by hand picking idiots or by leading said idiots to fabricated success or failure in dramatic fashion. Norcaldoll often marvels at how fast (or slow) the host of Hollywood Squares (H2 they call it now, how lame is that?) reads the questions in the final round. It always leads to roughly the same number of correct answers, ensuring the car won\'t be won too easily. Author\'s note: It\'s on before Survivor, we tune in 5 minutes earlier sometimes.

I still think the damn wheel on The Price is Right is controlled mechanicially. I\'m done for now.