My application for the show was returned marked DENIED. They told me that someone who recommended \"blowing up the country and everyone in it\" when answering the question \"what would be your first order of business?\" might not be right for the job. The nerve of these people.

I guess I\'m not cut out for public office or Reality TV. Note to readers: I\'m from Northern California, but I do spell my nickname in all lowercase letters. Our humble host apparently likes to spell it differently.