Sweetie, that nice man you met at the Vegas charity event is Bill Gates, the computer genius who founded Microsoft, okay? So when he told you he's a big fan and politely offered to help you out with any computer problems, it was, like, so totally weird of you to tell him, "Thanks, but I've already got a computer guy who can do that!"

Funny, but I don't think of Bill Gates as a computer genius. Perhaps a business genius, and a competent computer user. Doesn't change the fact that this is funny...