Melissa Rivers: Yeah...age is the problem
Oh my god. Oh, oh. Playboy decided they don't want Joan Rivers' daughter posing topless. Have you seen this girl? Yeah, it's age that's the issue. Puh-leaze. I guarantee they'd take Cindy Crawford (again) or Shania Twain or any of a variety of ladies older than Melissa. What's the difference? Melissa's not attractive.
Subtlety is not one of my strengths