On Hillary Duff's boobs
Lots of folks think 15-year old Hillary Duff has fake boobs.I'll tell you, there are three things that bother me about that movie poster:
1) I don't know whether it's makeup, or what. But it's a little too JonBenet for me. I mean, You have what's clearly a youngster who nonetheless has features that make her look much older.
2) The boobs. Ok, so I think they're fake, too, and she's doing a little misdirection. They're not surgically altered. She has some sort of "stuffed" sweater or bra or something. Am I to feel bad about noticing it? Nahhhh I think I was supposed to notice it. As big a fan as I am of women's breasts, it doesn't make me lust after Miss Duff. It just seems sort of a mismatch. Like if you noticed boobs on a picture of me. (Side note: norcaldoll claims to have pictures of norcalfella with boobs...)
3) The weirdest thing is actually her positioning. She's not on her tippie toes, as suggested by the article. She's twisted and contorted and gravity-defying. She's clearly suspended (which probably also affects the boobage), though I can't figure from where. And she's got her knees pointed right, her chin pointed left, her abdomen not protruding or wrinking the way any human body would when contorted that way (and not underfed).
So the photo's definitely manipulated. Perhaps it's done to get to lecherous older men. Perhaps it's for some other purpose. Or perhaps she's an alien creature.
Regardless, it's wayyy different than Ms. Spears who older men were practically bribed to lust after (and we did) when she was still underage. Miss Duff has made a career off of innocent cuteness. I hope her handlers or promoters don't ruin it...
Subtlety is not one of my strengths