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On Hillary Duff's boobs

EntertainmentLots of folks think 15-year old Hillary Duff has fake boobs.

I'll tell you, there are three things that bother me about that movie poster:
1) I don't know whether it's makeup, or what. But it's a little too JonBenet for me. I mean, You have what's clearly a youngster who nonetheless has features that make her look much older.
2) The boobs. Ok, so I think they're fake, too, and she's doing a little misdirection. They're not surgically altered. She has some sort of "stuffed" sweater or bra or something. Am I to feel bad about noticing it? Nahhhh I think I was supposed to notice it. As big a fan as I am of women's breasts, it doesn't make me lust after Miss Duff. It just seems sort of a mismatch. Like if you noticed boobs on a picture of me. (Side note: norcaldoll claims to have pictures of norcalfella with boobs...)
3) The weirdest thing is actually her positioning. She's not on her tippie toes, as suggested by the article. She's twisted and contorted and gravity-defying. She's clearly suspended (which probably also affects the boobage), though I can't figure from where. And she's got her knees pointed right, her chin pointed left, her abdomen not protruding or wrinking the way any human body would when contorted that way (and not underfed).

So the photo's definitely manipulated. Perhaps it's done to get to lecherous older men. Perhaps it's for some other purpose. Or perhaps she's an alien creature.

Regardless, it's wayyy different than Ms. Spears who older men were practically bribed to lust after (and we did) when she was still underage. Miss Duff has made a career off of innocent cuteness. I hope her handlers or promoters don't ruin it...

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On Hillary Duff\'s boobs
Authored by: Anonymous on Sunday, June 08 2003
Quote from Entertainment Weekly:
Hilary Duff said goodbye to Disney and the \"Lizzie McGuire\" empire because, as her mother puts it, \"We weren\'t feeling the love.\"

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Reality check in time: Very Soon.
Out of work non-celebs: 6.1 million and counting
Out of work celebs: Check the \"Reality Shows\" and you\'ll get a clearer picture Momma Duff.

New Bra for that \"She\'s Ready for PrimeTime look\": $500
New Sweater to enhance new look: $350
Momma Duff\'s charge rate as manager: $200 per hour
Looking like a Greedy Celeb Parent: Priceless.

Get it on. Bang a gong.
Authored by: dbsmall on Thursday, July 17 2003
Frankie Muniz, apparently, wanted to honk a little and settle the debate, once and for all. But Hillary Duff (his co-star in Agent Cody Banks) was having none of it. A dejected Frankie now whines about Ms. Duff, since he didn't get to squeeze the Charmin.
On Hillary Duff\'s boobs
Authored by: dbsmall on Wednesday, August 27 2003
The Duff's chased down a Hillary Duff stalker. I mean, his call mentioned that his pursuers included an actress. And his daughter wasn't there. And maybe we'll get even more hits to this silly story, now.
On Hillary Duff\'s boobs
Authored by: dbsmall on Thursday, August 28 2003
Hillary duffs boobs, face, and all of the teenibopper are in this video. I'm not even going to bother watching it, but apparently a bunch of folks are interested in her.
On Hillary Duff's boobs
Authored by: Anonymous on Sunday, April 24 2005
i think hilary duff's boobs are sexxy yet a little small
On Hillary Duff's boobs
Authored by: Anonymous on Saturday, June 11 2005
what size boobs do you have hilary duff
On Hillary Duff's boobs
Authored by: Anonymous on Saturday, June 11 2005
what size boobs do you have hilary duff
How it's done
Authored by: dbsmall on Monday, December 19 2005