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Bill O'Reilly is a lying fartknocker

EntertainmentAl "Get to know me" Franken and Bill "I won 4 Nobel prizes before I was born and if anyone denies that it's because they're a LIBERAL idiot" O'Reilly got into an argument at a book show. This is marked as entertainment because, regardless of subject matter, anything these guys do is entertaining.
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Bill O\'Reilly is a lying fartknocker
Authored by: dbsmall on Tuesday, August 12 2003
Fox News is suing Al Franken over his use of the phrase "Fair and Balanced". He should file a lawsuit against them for misrepresenting the public by claiming to be "News" when they're actually "propaganda".
Bill O\'Reilly is a lying fartknocker
Authored by: futurenow on Friday, August 22 2003

Today a federal judge denied Fox News Channel's request for an injunction to block liberal humorist Al Franken's new book. The judge said the claim was "wholly without merit, both factually and legally."

Franken, called the ruling a victory for the First Amendment and satirists everywhere -- "even bad satirists." He also said he was grateful for the publicity generated by the suit. Publisher Penguin Group added 50,000 copies to the original run of 270,000 after Fox filed suit.

"In addition to thanking my own lawyers," Franken said, "I'd like to thank Fox's lawyers for filing one of the stupidest briefs I've ever seen in my life."

Fox was seeking an injunction to bar Penguin from distributing copies of the book with its current cover, or any cover that featured the words "fair and balanced." The lawsuit described Franken as a "C-level political commentator" who is "increasingly unfunny." "He is not a well-respected voice in American politics; rather, he appears to be shrill and unstable," the suit said. "His views lack any serious depth or insight."

Bill O\'Reilly is a lying fartknocker
Authored by: dbsmall on Tuesday, August 26 2003
The script
Authored by: dbsmall on Thursday, August 28 2003
The fellow who wrote BatBoy: the musical is at it again with "Fair and Balanced".

Fair & Balanced is a scathing satirical attack on Fox News Channel and its claim of ownership to the words "fair and balanced." Playwright Brian Flemming, who co-wrote the Off-Broadway smash hit Bat Boy: The Musical, penned this dark one-act comedy in which "Fair" and "Balanced" are characters—they are prisoners held in an underground dungeon, and every night at 8 p.m. a foul character named "Bill O'Reilly" comes down into the dungeon to torture them.
Bill O\'Reilly is a lying fartknocker
Authored by: dbsmall on Thursday, August 28 2003