Humorouseditorial proposing that Bush meant to stumble off of his Segway in an attempt to protect oil interests. Makes a number of interesting points: 1) Cheney has a segway and uses it but also has a stint invented by Kamen so he could not take the fall.

2) No one (Barbara Bush, George Bush Sr., etc.) else seems to fall so Bush can't possibly be that clumsy

3) Huge threat to oil interests

While these arguments might seem sound, unless Karl Rove planned it, I doubt Bush is that clever. Let the debate rage -- Clever or Clumsy?