I failed to pump out articles for each episode, so I’ll just summarize. They tried to combine ABC’s The Bachelor with Fox’s Joe Millionaire. They did so with a gay (literally) host and dorky bachelor Rob Campos who apparently has a history of inappropriate behavior around women. Any questions? If so, push read more. Erin Brodie is ghastly without makeup, and I’ve got a bridge to sell you if you really believe that she is risking her million dollar pot to flip the tables in For Love or Money 2. They have cut her a deal because no one in their right mind would make such a decision and take such a risk, would they?

Paige Jones is an immature lovesick fool, and apparently a fan of driving under the influence. When putting someone on television it is best to choose people who react with more thoughtful comments than “Oh my gosh!” but NBC obviously disagrees.

For all the fools like me who still watch, For Love or Money 2 is now airing. All I can say is that I dig how they throw their checks into the fireplace and actually having the fella confront each woman with a yes or no was a nice feature. I’m done for now.