Who wants to be governor of California
It's the latest reality TV craze! (Oh, how I wish I could find a hyperlink to Dave Barry's story about how California is poised to take over the "looniest state" title from Florida. (I guess Dave Barry hasn't been to "Evolution is a myth"-Kansas, or "We're proud of W"-Texas or "My sibling is my spouse"-Mississippi".)
Subtlety is not one of my strengths