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Dear Penthouse, I never thought I'd write, but...
...this really happened to me. My plumber-partner helped me communicate with aliens who gave me multiple orgasms. Riiiight.
...this really happened to me. My plumber-partner helped me communicate with aliens who gave me multiple orgasms. Riiiight.
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Dear Penthouse, I never thought I\'d write, but...
Authored by: Sarcasmo on
Wednesday, August 13 2003
Ummm...and we will gain knowledge and spiritual enlightenment through orgasm?
Wait a minute...what am I complaining about?
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Dear Penthouse, I never thought I\'d write, but...
Authored by: MickeyLex on
Thursday, August 14 2003
Have you ever had a close encounter with orgasmic aliens....on weed? I think the "grays" Miss Cohen is talking about is the smoke from her joint. That is why she says they communicate telepathically...ever notice how people on weed think they can hear what others are thinking? A bright blue star first thing in the morning and late at night...weed. The article also notes that the aliens "drink" an herb...metaphor for....you guessed it...weed (the spice in the drink come from little read hairs in high quality hydroponic cheeba). I also couldn't help but notice that the light rays coming out of her alien space ship drawing look strikingly similar to her hair.
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MLX
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