Is celebrity worship good for you? Does it help you to identify attributes that can lead to success? Fine. Thank you Anna Nicole, I'm going to go get breast implants. Thank you, P. Diddy, I'm going to focus on image instead of substance. Thank you, Michael Jackson, I'm going to start behaving inappropriately around children. Thank you, Cancer-in-Chief, I'm going to start screwing over the country and cheating to get ahead.