Oh please, who hasn't seen Cameron's boobs?
Some fella's gonna get in trouble for trying to extort money out of Ms. Diaz to prevent him from publish nude photos of Cameron Diaz in Hustler. Puh-lease. I don't wanna see 'em, chica---you're not that attractive. (Who wants to look at a naked kewpie doll?)Besides, I seem to remember seeing naked photos of you cavorting with a boyfriend at the ocean some time ago...
Subtlety is not one of my strengths