Fair and Balanced Blackout Coverage
So a bunch of states and our friends to the north experienced a blackout yesterday. What have you heard about it? - Is it related to the Blaster worm and hackers? Or is that just nonsense?
- Was it caused by a UFO stopping by to "fill up" the gas tanks? Is that what happened in blackout of '65?
- Was the crash predicted?
- Was it caused by a lightning strike in New York or by something in Ohio?
- Is this just the beginning of a new energy crisis, unrelated to EnronCheneyGate?
No, really, I can handle the truth.
Subtlety is not one of my strengths