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Keith Cuda and Charla Philstrom win Paradise Hotel, he shares with Tara Gerard, she keeps it from Dave Kerpen

EntertainmentGreed strikes again in reality TV, and people show their true colors when the cash is laid out in front of them. In the way too long finale, Keith Cuda was selected to ditch one of the other couples. He chose to stick with his original alliance by keeping Dave Kerpen and Charla Seymour while booting Scott Thomas and Holly Pastor. Scott had tried to weasel his way into the finals by calling out Dave as a liar (were you the last to find out guy?) but Keith quickly realized his chance to win would go up in smoke if Scott went up against him for the mysterious prize.

When it was announced that the evicted guests would be voting for the winners, Keith realized how smart his decision was. The twist was that the couples needed to switch partners before the final vote. That left Dave with Tara and Keith with Charla, making the jury’s decision even easier. The final tally was not revealed, but it is safe to say that is was probably unanimous. The elusive “Ultimate Prize” was ultimately announced as 500,000 smackers for the pair, with the twist being that both Keith and Charla would be able to share with their respective original partners.

At this point, the super (blank) Toni Ferrari, clamored in Charla’s ear about how Dave didn’t deserve the money. Uh, Dave engineered the exit of pretty much everyone who left, and took an alliance of 4 into the finals against all odds. Remind me again why he doesn’t deserve it? Do these dumb shits not watch shows like Big Brother or Survivor? They kept crying about how he lied or deceived them, but he did it in the context of advancing in the game, which he did. The wimpy, greedy, selfish, ungrateful Charla proved she has no integrity by keeping the entire money for herself. The irony is that without Dave to run to every week, she would have been kicked off immediately, but she was the only girl who didn’t vote for Dave to enter Paradise. Nice going Charla, the ice princess from Minnesota with lesbian tendencies. What a loser she turned out to be. She has disgraced herself and how she can enjoy that money without a guilty conscience is beyond me.

Keith was on the other side of the coin, rushing to share his money with Tara, who graciously tried to refuse it and cried tears of joy at his gesture. The couple then invited a group of people who had trashed them endlessly to join them on a trip to Las Vegas on their coin. Yes, even Amy “garbage can” Toliver and Zack “I’m getting 50 guys to beat you up” Stewart. Now that’s character, and the trash on the jury needs to look in the mirror. If I were in Keith’s position, I wouldn’t cross the street to say hello to any of them. I’m done for now.

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Keith Cuda and Charla Seymour win Paradise Hotel, he shares with Tara Gerard, she keeps it from Dave Kerpen
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, October 02 2003
Cjould your assessment of the situation be anymore dead on correct.
I had a serious soft spot for Charla, but what she did was inexcusable.
Dave got bagged on for doing what EVERY other contestant did, he just did it better and with some integrity and sans evil hostilities.
Charla not only owed Dave 1/2, she owed him 3/4 of the $250K
I knew from the get-go Keith was a stand up guy.
He took all of the biitches onslaughts like a man and knocked them off one by one (with Dave's help of course).
Tara was deserving too, but to a lesser degree.
She stood by Keith, but only after sleazing it a bit with several other guys.

I feel for Dave, though a bit coniving, he played the game the best, and orchestraed the win for the others, but was left empty handed.
To top it all off, he doesn't have the looks or the personality to make an acting/modelling career out of this like Keith, Tara, and possibly even Charla will without a doubt get.
Charla was the hottest, but with a "non entertainment" type personality, she might shy away from her 15 minutes of fame.
Keith and Tara will most likely make hundreds of thousands of dollars in the near future doing movies, TV shows and modeling gigs.
Tara and Charla did pose for an upcoming Maxim magazine though.

Poor Dave, the guy got drug behind a train and didn't get a cent to show for it.

Charla, do yourself a favor, send Dave a check!