Are you happy to see me, Herr Bush?
I must apologize for my lack of inflammatory postings to the site, in the last few weeks. In apology, I give you this. What is it? It's Bush's, uh, package. Oh, it's SFW, don't worry. The point is, did Bush exaggerate its size, on purpose, to say "Mission Accomplished...and I'm hung like a pornstar".
Subtlety is not one of my strengths