I'll try to keep this as simple as possible.

A high-school pal of mine, Jean Nakahara, worked on Big Fish. Now, I've lost contact with her, and, frankly, think she'd get a kick out of seeing Buko. Wouldn't mind catching up and all of that. Here's the amazing part...
Jill, apparently, fenced with her at UCSB. Small world, eh? (Oh, I guess it's worth pointing out that I work with Jill...

Sarcasmo suggested that, were Jean to google herself (no matter how inappropriate that sounds), perhaps she might find this page, and shoot an email to my first name (at) small.to.

Which I guess eliminates the need for a review, but I'm still curious---the movie does look entertaining.