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Rubbin' two sticks together

Other StuffIn honor of Sarcasmo and Queen Quon, who love quizzes, here are four from The Spark that I thought were fun.

  • The Pick-Up Test (How pickupable are you)
  • The Compatibility Test (How likely are you to find your true mate)
  • The Personality Test
  • The Sex Test (How much ya gonna have?)
    1. I am a frigidaire, only 26% pickupable
    2. I'm of average marriability (someone should tell the Lady Gwendolyn), 67% compatible
    3. I am an experimenter (Dominant Introvert Abstract Thinker) "Like just 4% of the population you are an EXPERIMENTER (DIAT). Although you're slightly shy (admit it!), you love control. When a problem comes in your way, you stomp on it swiftly and decisively. You are bothered easily by failure in others and failure in yourself. You don't like people that you don't think are intelligent. Rather than arguing with them, however, you would just as soon ignore them altogether. In relationships, you have a strong heart. And because you're introverted, people take you as someone they can trust. But the fact is that in addition to solving problems, you like to create them. So there's a decent chance that you'll cheat on a loved one. If you do, you'll likely get away with it. You're a good person at heart, but then again, who isn't?"
    4. In my life, I will have sex with (wow, this is good...) 2 people. I am a mere 30% sexy. Perhaps that's why....
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Rubbin\' two sticks together
Authored by: norcalfella on Wednesday, March 17 2004

pickup: 30% - according to them "The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone" which is probably news to norcaldoll

compatible: 64% - they say "congratulations captain normal" to which I say "who you calling normal?"

personality: healer - "Like just 9% of the population you are a HEALER (Submissive Extrovert Concrete Feeler)-- caring, good with people, and patient. You are completely selfless and full of love. As a concrete feeler, you do well with your emotions, which are very strong. You understand and appreciate *why* you feel the way you do, and for the most part you're at peace with yourself." ... but the best line is definitely ... "Suffering in the world really pisses you off." ... so true!

sex: 9 people, and I'm 33% sexy which means this test is bunk ... I gotta be at least 50% dead sexy

Rubbin\' two sticks together
Authored by: Jill on Wednesday, March 17 2004

Here are my results:
1. Pick-up test 40% - the Golden Mean. I think I lost points because I laughed at the person for all of the pick-up lines. "this cool girl who's attractive and funny . . . you like to flirt, but not with ugly people"

2. Compatibility Test 58% - Captain Normal.

3. Personality Test - the Politician: Dominant Extrovert Abstract Thinker. "Your creative style of thinking allows you to come up with unusual arguments and original ideas that appeal to others, but behind it all is an analytical mind that never forgets the bottom line."

4. Sex Test - 67 people. I am 58% sexy . . . 'nough said. :D

Rubbin\' two sticks together
Authored by: zen8tao on Thursday, March 18 2004

Hmm....
I agree that I'm 80% pick-upable. 20% are more so.
I agree that I'm 25% marry-able. 75% are more so.
I agree that I'm a Prober. 97% are not.
I hope that I wrestle with my estimated 32 partners.
(I presume rentals don't count?) Ha!

Rubbin\' two sticks together
Authored by: Sarcasmo on Thursday, March 18 2004

Chiming in from the East Coast:

27% Pick-upable

78% Compatible (Congratufreakinlations to me!)

Also an Experimenter

3 People (a whopping 31% sexy!)

And may I add HOLY POP-UPS, Batman! Is that some secret part of the test...how many you let gather before you ignore the questions and go close all the little windows?