Subtlety is not one of my strengths
That sounds like fun
It's the Internet police! "Stop, or I'll DDOS you? Actually, I think I might be well suited to this sort of work, having spent a fair amount of time in network security, writing firewall s/w, etc. I wonder how much it pays. (On the downside, I imagine you'd be sickened by some of the other evidence you gather, that's unrelated to hacking...)