My, oh my, am I the only one who think's her older sis, Jessica Simpson's primary gift is the cup size on her bra? Seriously, imagine that they don't have big boobs, wouldn't vacuous, mediocre singers be forced to serve me soft serv at Dairy Queen? (click "read more to see the porn pics) And here I am, pandering to get a second article in the top 10 viewed stories, vs. norcalfella. Shame on you for hoping to see a naked bimbette on small.to.