Zach Braff --- star of the genuinely funny and sardonic "Scrubs", which I'd watch if it weren't for Buko---is also talented. I mean, he wrote and directed "Garden State", a movie my friend Matt said was great in reminding you of those moments when you're hanging out with old acquaintances and suddenly feel out of place. Oh, and he got to make out with Natalie Portman in it. So he's got game. ("He" is still Z.B. here, not Matt. As far as I know, Matt has not gotten to first base with Natalie.) And now, Mr. Braff has a blog. I don't hate him as much as Harry Connick, Jr. Actually, I don't hate either of them. But there's a green monster that hangs out near me when I think about them.