It's not raining...your leg's being peed on
Senator Kerry has reportedly called President Bush to concede the election. Regardless of how stuff works out, President Bush decisively received a majority of the popular vote. I'm disappointed. Apparently, to get a president elected, you can:- Preside over a terrible economic catastrophe. (And no, ya can't blame a 2004 deficit on 9/11/2001.)
- Lose every debate
- Declare an "enemy #1" and then utterly fail to get him. (Special note to the Coulter-ites...if Dem's want Wham-bam-Saddam still in power, then apparently Rep's want Kim Jong Il still in power, since GWB hasn't attacked him.)
- Declare they're Christian (regardless of whether they espouse Christian values or even go to church).
- Stoke fear (people apparently feel safer under a deserter than a war hero.)
I heard somewhere, last night, that 2nd terms are always mired by scandal. Scandal? Like what? Like Rumsfeld orchestrating Abu Ghraib and a poorly planned Iraq invasion, without losing his job? Like Cheney selling our asses off to energy companies (including Enron) and then refusing to make our energy task force meeting minutes public (remember folks, he works for us...)? Like granting no-bid contracts to Halliburton and Bechtel, encountering repeated overbilling and corruption, and not punishing them for it?
Now, I don't know about you, but I think it's time to start checking out this portfolio to figure out my investment direction...
Subtlety is not one of my strengths