Look, I'm offended by poptartdom as much as anyone. And there's a long history of me preferring dark hair. But sheesh, didja have to go and look like Megan Mullaly (Karen from Will & Grace)? Seriously, Britney, you had your weird pederasty, blondy, cheerleader appeal. I understood it. You were, well, hot in a "straight outta the trailerpark" kinda way. Whahappen?