Cause you really want a mountain tapir
Exotic pets is an oxymoron, or somehow self-contradictory. (That said, some pygmy marmosets would be awfully cute.) "Take the coatimundi for example. Depending on how a person raises them, I've heard anything from "...it uses the litter box religiously and sleeps with me" to "I have to put a motorcycle helmet on to enter the cage""
Subtlety is not one of my strengths