I'm crazy with crooked teeth
Oh, how I wish I were popular. No, scratch that.I wish my tastes were popular. I mean, people went bonkers for Death Cab for Cutie's Soul Meets Body. Me, I found it painful, grating, and pretty dumb.
But now a single called "Crooked Teeth" comes out, and it's got clever metaphors and a catchy beat. Of course, it gets nowhere near the airplay that the first song got.
And everyone from DJ's on the "classic rock" station to other websites I frequent acts as if Gnarls Barkley is the second coming of Shimmer. And you know what, not only do I think the song is mediocre, it's a ripoff!
I wish I were popular. Tastewise.
Subtlety is not one of my strengths