Men...there are three different ways to attract a lot of women (and I think I've said this before, in a way less likely to offend female members of Small.to)

• Money
• Looks
• Charm

Last time I said it, it was as a bit of advice...If you don't look like (male sex symbol), and don't smell like cash, you either need to:

1. wait for Mrs. Right (for whom those may not be the dealmakers) -or-
2. Develop your charm

Have no fear, you stammering stooges.  Instead, you can just go to this site.  Order some receipts that indicate you're loaded.  When you need a piece of paper to write a note for the object of your lust, reach into your pocket and grab  one of them...use the back to write your contact information or whatever.

(Found via Fimoculous)