Rating the 2008 Super Bowl Commercials
First off, I gotta say, I'm happy with how the Super Bowl turned out, after all. I guess I like cheering for the underdog. And I had a bad taste in my mouth after the Cheatriots were caught spying on opposing teams. And I really didn't expect to like the game.I did, however, expect a rebound year from last year's dismal commercials. And yeah, it was better than last year. but it still wasn't a return to the "heyday" of commercials during the dotcom bubble. And yeah, we had to sit through some offensive (and still ineffective) commercials for a dotcom. To see the analysis of Doug's and my commercial viewing, click "read more".
First things first: there seems to be very little correlation between quality and time.

And now, the data:
| Product/Company | Description | dbsmall | Doug | Time | Total |
| Macbook Air | Envelope | 4 | 4 | 03:08:00 PM | 8 |
| Sprint Blackberry Pearl | Harried, frantic movement | 3 | 3 | 03:16:00 PM | 6 |
| Sync by Microsoft/Ford | Anesthesia On | 5 | 4 | 03:16:00 PM | 9 |
| Chase Credit Cards | Secret Agent Man | 4 | 4 | 03:21:00 PM | 8 |
| At&T Wireless | More bars in more places/ monkey everywhere | 6 | 5 | 03:22:00 PM | 11 |
| Dell | When I was a little girl smashing computers | 3 | 4 | 03:22:00 PM | 7 |
| Ford Truck | Closed Centrifuge (Strong tow hooks)? | 3 | 6 | 03:29:00 PM | 9 |
| Bud Light | Breath Fire, no longer available, burned cat | 6 | 7 | 03:35:00 PM | 13 |
| Audi R8 | In bed, Godfather, Luxury put on notice | 4 | 7 | 03:36:00 PM | 11 |
| Pepsi Max | Bobblehead (“What is Love”) | 5 | 7 | 03:45:00 PM | 12 |
| Salsesgenie.com | Cartoon | 3 | 3 | 03:46:00 PM | 6 |
| Bud Light | Cheese in kitchen, chablis, baguette | 6 | 8 | 03:47:00 PM | 14 |
| Underarmour | Athletic movements Us vs. Them. You are the new prototypes | 4 | 5 | 03:48:00 PM | 9 |
| Bridgestone or nothing | Screaming animals when car comes | 5 | 6 | 03:58:00 PM | 11 |
| Doritos | Everyone dreams of being a rock star (Kina Grannis?) | 6 | 7 | 03:59:00 PM | 13 |
| Wanted Movie | Curving bullets | 5 | 5 | 04:02:00 PM | 10 |
| G2 from gatorade | field follows people everywhere | 4 | 5 | 04:03:00 PM | 9 |
| GoDaddy | Danica Patrick's Exposure only online | 2 | 4 | 04:04:00 PM | 6 |
| Dell Notebook | Everyone cheers for him w/ Stones (?) song | 2 | 3 | 04:05:00 PM | 5 |
| FedEx | Carrier Pigeons attacking the city | 4 | 8 | 04:05:00 PM | 12 |
| Cars.com | fight with Glondor in a stone circle death match | 6 | 6 | 04:06:00 PM | 12 |
| Tide | Shirt won't shut up (mytalkingstain.com) | 7 | 8 | 04:06:00 PM | 15 |
| Budweiser | Thunder, maybe next year Hank. Runs w/dog. Rocky music. Pulls train | 4 | 6 | 04:14:00 PM | 10 |
| IronMan movie | Robert Downey, Jr? | 5 | 5 | 04:14:00 PM | 10 |
| Toyota Corolla | Sleeping Badgers | 5 | 5 | 04:18:00 PM | 10 |
| Leatherheads movie | In the beginning there were no rules | 2 | 5 | 04:18:00 PM | 7 |
| Garmin GPS | Traffic Ahead (France) Napoleon, small pony | 4 | 6 | 04:19:00 PM | 10 |
| Careerbuilder.com | Heart saying “I quit” ---follow your heart | 6 | 6 | 04:23:00 PM | 12 |
| Sobe Lifewater | Lizard dances to “Thriller” | 5 | 6 | 04:24:00 PM | 11 |
| psa | Dealer “Safeguard your prescirptions” psa | 5 | 5 | 04:25:00 PM | 10 |
| Yukon Hybrid from GMC | b&w animation about good enough and doability? | 3 | 2 | 04:28:00 PM | 5 |
| Bud Light | American chicks love an accent | 7 | 7 | 04:29:00 PM | 14 |
| Chronicles of Narnia | Who are you (I am prince Caspian) | 5 | 5 | 04:38:00 PM | 10 |
| Planters Cashews | Guys interested in homely girl | 6 | 6 | 04:38:00 PM | 12 |
| T-mobile | You're in my fave 5. Charles Barkley | 5 | 6 | 04:39:00 PM | 11 |
| Pepsi | Childish and immature (j.t. thrown all over). Justin Timberlake | 7 | 7 | 04:40:00 PM | 14 |
| Doritos | Mousetrap, mouse attacks him to get cheesy chips | 4 | 6 | 04:41:00 PM | 10 |
| Daytona 500 | 2 | 4 | 04:54:00 PM | 6 | |
| GS460 | Care repeatedly donuts. (Yes you can, and no you shouldn't.) | 3 | 5 | 04:55:00 PM | 8 |
| Comcast HD | More More More (Andrea True Connections) | 5 | 4 | 04:55:00 PM | 9 |
| MetroPCS | Four friends limit? | 5 | 5 | 04:56:00 PM | 10 |
| Logitech Harmony | Dad watches kids, but can't turn on DVD | 6 | 5 | 05:17:00 PM | 11 |
| Acura | Latest in comm, entertainment, exhilaration | 5 | 4 | 05:17:00 PM | 9 |
| McDonald's | Dollar's looking good | 2 | 4 | 05:18:00 PM | 6 |
| Logitech Harmony | Why do you need more than one remote | 5 | 5 | 05:19:00 PM | 10 |
| Zantac | Now with refreshing hint of cool mint (dollhouse adjustment) | 4 | 4 | 05:22:00 PM | 8 |
| jackie Moon movie | Real spectacle | 2 | 5 | 05:23:00 PM | 7 |
| Claritin | dorky driver | 2 | 3 | 05:24:00 PM | 5 |
| Cars.com | Witch doctor shrink your head | 5 | 6 | 05:31:00 PM | 11 |
| Salesgenie.com | Pandas with Chinese accents and offensive | 1 | 3 | 05:31:00 PM | 4 |
| Vitaminwater | Shaq as a jockey | 4 | 8 | 05:32:00 PM | 12 |
| Bud Light | Cavemen Wheel invention | 4 | 7 | 05:34:00 PM | 11 |
| Ice Breakers Ice Cubes | Carmen Electra photo shoots | 6 | 7 | 05:34:00 PM | 13 |
| Bridgestone or nothing | Alice Cooper on the road, Richard Simmons, | 4 | 6 | 05:35:00 PM | 10 |
| Careerbuilder.com | I wish I loved my job, animated cricket | 5 | 6 | 05:35:00 PM | 11 |
| Terminator Sarah Connor Chronicles | I call shotgu. I call 9mm. | 5 | 5 | 05:36:00 PM | 10 |
| Hyundai Genesis | Think about how it compares to Mercedes? | 5 | 3 | 05:43:00 PM | 8 |
| Pixar Movie Wally? | Buzz Lightyear and others, vacuum. | 3 | 6 | 05:44:00 PM | 9 |
| Jumper movie | Power that can take you anywhere and give you anything you wanted | 4 | 5 | 05:51:00 PM | 9 |
| E*Trade | Baby making stock trades | 4 | 5 | 05:52:00 PM | 9 |
| Bud Light | Ability to fly | 4 | 6 | 05:52:00 PM | 10 |
| Toyota Tundra | Tattoo | 3 | 4 | 06:02:00 PM | 7 |
| Jack in the box | Make a jack sandwich | 6 | 7 | 06:02:00 PM | 13 |
| Toyota Tundra | Belt Buckle | 2 | 4 | 06:03:00 PM | 6 |
| Sunsilk | Their hair tells their story. | 4 | 5 | 06:04:00 PM | 9 |
| Coke | parade balloons fighting over it. | 7 | 7 | 06:05:00 PM | 14 |
| Coke | Frist & Carville make friends | 7 | 6 | 06:12:00 PM | 13 |
| Toyota Sequoia | Go Karts | 4 | 5 | 06:13:00 PM | 9 |
| You don't mess with the Zohan | Wacky Sandler movie promo? | 5 | 5 | 06:18:00 PM | 10 |
| E*Trade | More from the baby. Rented a clown | 6 | 7 | 06:20:00 PM | 13 |
| Taco Bell | Mariachi's | 4 | 6 | 06:21:00 PM | 10 |
| Gatorade | Dog noisily drinking | 3 | 5 | 06:21:00 PM | 8 |
| Bud Light | Jackie Moon | 6 | 7 | 06:26:00 PM | 13 |
| Hyundai Genesis | Competitors won't like this ad | 5 | 4 | 06:26:00 PM | 9 |
| Victoria's Secret | Football will soon be over | 6 | 6 | 06:44:00 PM | 12 |
| Amp | Jumper Cables on the nipples dancing | 7 | 6 | 06:45:00 PM | 13 |
Subtlety is not one of my strengths