In which we don't care what Natalie Portman wears

I think Natalie Portman is attractive. Or, rather, I think she's talented, and prior to today, thought she was cute. (And no, I didn't see her get all naked and stripteasy in Closer.)
But this Yahoo! article focuses on the commonness of her wardrobe. Do you see anything else, when you look at that picture?
I do. I see someone who looks skeletal. Frumpy dress? Sure, sure...but either it's an unfortunate lighting situation around her jaws, and those shoes have really high heels, and that dress/cinch combo is really, really slimming, or...
No, there's something too skinny going on there...
Subtlety is not one of my strengths