Hello? Is this thing on? Okay, it has been a while. Hopefully this is the sign that we're back.

Recently Jerri Hall, former wife of that big lipped Rolling Stones front man Mick Jagger, put on a pretty good reality show on VH1. The end result was a shocker. I wonder if anyone really watched this show because the buzz is pretty minimal. From the very beginning I knew Jerri was into Austen, but to me he looks like prehistoric man with his big facial bones and teeth. Perhaps he was frozen somewhere and saved by a really great dentist who whitened his teeth before sending him to get his hair dyed blonde.

He was matched up with eventual winner Seth in the finals, but it struck me as odd that Seth even made it that far after struggling badly on a one on one date with Jerri. She even later said that photographers were asking him to move out of the picture. Laughter is the best medicine though and more reality shows need a guy like Seth. He had quite the bitter, east coast humor going for him.

Anwar was a complete phony. The best part of this show was the final 3 with Seth and Austen getting blitzed in the boat's kitchen while dipstick in blubbering on to Jerri like he had already one.

Maurizio was really my favorite the whole time, but he melted down badly when asked to lay down on the bed of nails. There were a lot of good moments on this show and it is probably worth a rental if it comes out on DVD, something that appears to be new trend in reality TV.