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Sean Cassidy headlines Strip Search final 7 as Brian Riggs is last to miss the group

EntertainmentBilly Cross decided it was time to scour the country in an RV with horny Rachel Perry (who outright said she would sleep with one of the guys) in an effort to form a male revue. His Thunder From Down Under is pretty successful, but this was taking 15 guys in the hopes that six would be good enough to dance in front of an audience in 25 days. Well, that was the first farce. Their first show was obviously a dress rehearsal for patrons given a free ticket but we all know how "real" reality TV is anyway. Their first official show isn't until July 29 at the Riviera in Las Vegas which is probably at least three or four months after Billy plucked them off the streets.

When Sean Cassidy (unfortunate name, huh?) was first approached it was Rachel Perry covertly asking him to buy her a sandwich, which he declined. He continued to be an ass throughout the shot but is really one of just a few guys who look the part.

Another steroid abuser is Ryan Westerburg and he conducted himself like the total punk that he is. Probably the final one who was legit in the physical department was Adam Wynn although his appears to be natural.

Josh Hall looks better suited for Beaty and the Geek, but he made the show as the announcer. Twins Terry and Tony Cress both made the group and while Tony was one of the few good guys his brother Terry is disgusting in personality and physique.

Rick Dejesus won the final spot and fills the position of girls fantasizing about greasy auto workers I suppose. Brian Riggs probably deserved it more and it is unfortunate that Billy thought it better to keep Josh as the announcer instead of having Rick do it.

Of the others who were cut no one really stood out and while I suppose they will sell a few tickets initially it is doubtful that this group will stay together for very long. Maybe they can have a second edition where newcomers fight to take spots away from the guys who weren't qualified in the first place (Rick, Terry) or who act like dickheads (Ryan, Sean).
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Sean Cassidy headlines Strip Search final 7 as Brian Riggs is last to miss the group
Authored by: norcalfella on Friday, July 15 2005
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