I just experienced a little bit of "Maine" (below the readmore) at lunch, today. And, a bit of a complaint...who is it that thinks WhaleTail is sexy?

(And, putting my words where the lingerie is, I'll quote someone dear to me, who once remarked "there's no point in spending a lot of money on lingerie when his objective is to get what's underneath." I mean, if it makes you feel sexier, go ahead...but if the observer isn't already making you feel sexy, maybe you should work on fixing *that*.)
All of this gets beyond my original point: what makes you think I wanna see your underwear and your back fat hanging out of your pants?