February 2003

02/04/03

• Hip hop and you don't stop
• More games
• Pro football is cool

02/05/03

• Everyone else has reported it, so why not me

02/07/03

• Brande Roderick nude wouldn't even save the Surreal Life

02/10/03

• Grover is bitter
• Who wants to be a billionaire?

02/11/03

• Come here, megaphone

02/12/03

• Kiss, not song, on my list
• Paul Simon IS a genius
• Jill Sobule on West Wing tonight

02/13/03

• A pair of guys named Aiken bite the dust on Survivor & American Idol ... plus Frenchie the porn star

02/13/03

• Evan Marriott now has big choice on Joe Millionaire: Zora Andrich or Sarah Kozer?

02/18/03

• Evan Marriott chooses Zora Andrich, she chooses him, and then they split 1 million dollars on Joe Millionaire

02/20/03

• Tear the roof off this sucker
• Trista Rehn stuns everyone by picking humble Ryan Sutter over slimy Charlie Maher on The Bachelorette

02/21/03

• What's next? Anton Checkov's symphonies?
• Lyrics
• Ali G in da house

02/22/03

• Ryan Sutter of Bachelorette the pro football player? Aaron Beurge the jar head?
• I'm a Celebrity! Get me out of here! (or is it "I used to be famous! Get me a career!")

02/23/03

• American Idol Update: Sucky group 3 sends Rickey Smith & Vanessa Olivarez to the top 10
• Janet Koth is the first chick knocked off Survivor Amazon in Battle of the Sexes
• Was Big Brother fixed?

02/24/03

• Frederique is the Celebrity Mole, Kathy Griffin wins the money

02/26/03

• Homer's a Hufflepuff

02/27/03

• Joshua Gracin and Corey Clark advance from American Idol Group 4
• A sad day in the neighborhood

02/28/03

• Fred Durst is a flatulent pinhead