April 2003

04/01/03

• David Hasselhoff is the devil

04/02/03

• America’s Most Wanted is now a musical, they call it American Idol

04/03/03

• American Idol producers are a bunch of wimps
• What is it good for?
• I wonder if she needs help with a business plan

04/07/03

• What if Fox News were around during other historical events?

04/09/03

• American Idol welcomes Lionel Richie during Billboard Week

04/10/03

• Married By America stirs up emotions and ethical questions while entertaining an audience

04/11/03

• Hercules bites the dust: Rickey Smith’s clock strikes midnight on American Idol
• Janeane Garofalo show 'under fire'

04/14/03

• Cusack

04/16/03

• Global Grover
• Billy Joel on American Idol? Well not exactly, but the kids tried to sing his songs

04/17/03

• Kimberly Caldwell is finally off American Idol
• Andrew Firestone Bachelor feeds a vegetarian lamb, then narrows field to six eligible ladies

04/18/03

• Billy Bragg's a socialist

04/20/03

• Enough watching Reality TV: Now I’m going to tell you how to appear on Reality TV

04/22/03

• Especially for NorCalFella

04/24/03

• Who wants my beauty tips, then?

04/25/03

• Carmen Rasmusen is sent home as American Idol heats up, Trenyce stays alive and Joshua Gracin gets a wakeup call
• Bachelor Andrew Firestone sets up a long distance romance with his Final Four selections

04/28/03

• Lessons in headlines

04/30/03

• Bush daughter naked?