December 2002

12/03/02

• College Football Predictions 12/7/02
• Miami one step closer to showdown with Ohio State: New Top 20
• NFL Power Rankings 12/3/02

12/04/02

• NFL Predictions 2002: Week 14
• I predict a dramatic termination of his life
• Give me money, money...that's what I want
• Those are some loopy bovines

12/05/02

• Partner Shmartner

12/06/02

• Old enough to forget to know better

12/07/02

• Time for College Football 2002 to go Bowling: Final Top 20

12/09/02

• NFL Power Rankings 12/10/02
• Bowling Season for College Football 2002

12/11/02

• How much cancer is Bill Clinton responsible for?
• You have no right to remain silent
• Bush's war on the condom
• Alan Greenspan wants you to send me a check for 1000 dollars
• Stan Rice isn't undead

12/12/02

• NFL Predictions 2002: Week 15
• LDS church agrees to do what they agreed to do before

12/13/02

• Sure, and ninfinity sounds cuter too
• Mmmm....chips

12/14/02

• Heisman Trophy returns to the West

12/16/02

• The U.S. MUST go to war with Iraq
• But it's *not* about Oil!

12/17/02

• NFL Power Rankings 12/17/02
• Stars gotta get their start somewhere, right?
• McTraitor

12/18/02

• Snoopy Pooter
• NFL Predictions 2002: Week 16
• Touch my monkey
• Consumer confidence at nine-year low
• Startup Fever 2003

12/20/02

• Raelians claim a cloned human due within next two weeks
• Mode of operation
• Give me that old-tyme arcade game religion
• Sociology --- an interesting art
• Androgyny becoming more popular
• Strunk & White would cringe
• David Lee Roth wannabe wins Survivor – Team Quit wins Amazing Race

12/23/02

• NFL Power Rankings 12/24/02
• Sounds kind of kooky to me
• Strummin' my heart with his fingers...
• Does Neon go with Silver & Black?
• SOAP 1.2
• Bestill his beating heart
• Yahootbot
• Don't hate me because I'm beautiful

12/26/02

• One day, son, all of this will be yours
• Small[.t|p]o[x]

12/26/02

• NFL Predictions 2002: Week 17
• From the mouths of idiots
• The stoner speaks
• Am I a conduit or not?
• Lose weight now---ask me how!
• Top 10 Space Mysteries
• Mmmm...pizza
• "Relief" never felt so bad

12/29/02

• College Bowl season starts to get serious
• Kentucky gets it
• Wipe that smug smile off your face