01/02/03

• We hate what we create
• The most overhyped and underreported stories of the year
• Can hydroponic carrots be far behind?
• NFL PLAYOFF PREVIEW

01/03/03

• Top 10 conspiracy theories about 9/11
• Things that make you say, so?
• 100 most annoying things of 2002

01/03/03

• NFL Playoff Predictions: First Round
• Ohio State shocks the world, ends Miami's streak at 34

01/05/03

• Super Sunday follows up Blowout Saturday

01/06/03

• When poets get their hands on a calculator
• Shaolin monks are bad@ss
• Now *that's* anger
• ...and talk about the weather...

01/07/03

• 100 best companies to work for
• Sexual harassment panda
• Sweet ginger brown
• "I SHELL not EXXONerate Hussain from Blame"

01/08/03

• The Scoop: NFL Predictions Divisional Round
• Be a simple and honest man
• Naughtigami
• Less like Frederick Goddard Tuckerman, more like Dr. Seuss
• Hey baby, what's your philosophy?
• Some folks ain't as deep as they think
• I like the spicy brown stuff
• A mathematical theory of communication
• Taking Text Messaging to a Whole New Level

01/10/03

• Hackers' Hall of Fame
• Canadian children not smart, lack sense of humor, say scientists
• We speak each other's unspoken language, fluently

01/13/03

• Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
• Why the two-party system is cyclical
• Top 10 --- Best of CES 2003
• MEL Scripting for Maya animators
• Pro-anorexia? What the heck?
• When you miss a star

01/14/03

• I have no data to support it, but here' s my opinion anyway
• Three new moons

01/15/03

• Why "Dumb and Dumber" was a hit movie

01/16/03

• Record piercings
• Reality TV gone too far
• Not turning Japanese
• The Scoop: 2003 NFC/AFC Championship Game Predictions

01/17/03

• Speaking of Star Search and the other new Reality TV shows
• Happiness...is a warm gun
• Now that's what I call reality TV
• It's snowing. Check out my obliques.
• Fantasy Football 2003 Preview - NFC (updated 2/16)
• As we go 'round and 'round and 'round in the circle game
• Yum Yum Yum
• Disco sucks!
• Wi-Fi for the neighborhood

01/20/03

• Why do I ever leave the house?
• Man beats Giraffe but loses to Zebra, and ABC Steps up to second place in Reality TV race
• This time, there is no denying Raiders Super Bowl trip
• Ex-president Bush Boo'ed at AMA
• Top quotes from movie westerns
• Keith Richards Rocks
• Hokum?
• Better than ClonAid
• Janeane Garofalo tells it like it is
• Demise of Monday Night Football is almost complete, and now they get Super Bowl XXXVII

01/21/03

• the goat-footed baloonMan whistles far and wee
• Ten things the restaurants won't tell you
• Scorpions can set venom on stun or kill
• You can do better than that
• Gulf War Syndrome explained?
• What happened to flight 93?
• America's secret weaopn
• Yo Yo Yo, ignore this story
• It's a grand old spam

01/22/03

• Climate control weapon?
• Intelligent life would stay away
• Nothing from nothing will leave nothing at all
• Win $7M

01/23/03

• The Scoop: SUPER BOWL XXXVII Preview
• Who sets foreign policy?
• Ain't that just a successful fraternity?

01/24/03

• Yes, this is customer service. What's your problem?
• I can feel my bones breaking, already

01/27/03

• What would you use for that? A shoe?
• Don't you remember?
• My how things have changed
• Megalomania? Me?

01/28/03

• It just gets worse and worse

01/29/03

• How to start a cult
• I'd never suspect Dobby of being part of the proletariat
• Well, I don't think it'll unseat Maxim or Sports Illustrated
• Matzo, Matzo Man...I want to be your matzo ball man
• Pick yer poison

01/30/03

• Who's in charge, here?
• State of the Union

01/31/03

• Super Bowl XXXVII Fiasco: The Barret Robbins Mystery
• Oh, you're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe trick?
• Veganism ill-advised for mothers who breastfeed
• Hot Wheels Supports Terrorism
• I'm Batman
• Scientific blasphemy
• AOL loses $99 B in '02
• The Super Bowl Experience
• NFL 2002 Final Post Season Power Poll
• Music Settlement
• Smoke Coca-Cola Cigarettes