January 2003
01/02/03
- We hate what we create
- The most overhyped and underreported stories of the year
- Can hydroponic carrots be far behind?
- NFL PLAYOFF PREVIEW
01/03/03
- Top 10 conspiracy theories about 9/11
- Things that make you say, so?
- 100 most annoying things of 2002
01/03/03
01/05/03
01/06/03
- When poets get their hands on a calculator
- Shaolin monks are bad@ss
- Now *that's* anger
- ...and talk about the weather...
01/07/03
- 100 best companies to work for
- Sexual harassment panda
- Sweet ginger brown
- "I SHELL not EXXONerate Hussain from Blame"
01/08/03
- The Scoop: NFL Predictions Divisional Round
- Be a simple and honest man
- Naughtigami
- Less like Frederick Goddard Tuckerman, more like Dr. Seuss
- Hey baby, what's your philosophy?
- Some folks ain't as deep as they think
- I like the spicy brown stuff
- A mathematical theory of communication
- Taking Text Messaging to a Whole New Level
01/10/03
- Hackers' Hall of Fame
- Canadian children not smart, lack sense of humor, say scientists
- We speak each other's unspoken language, fluently
01/13/03
- Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
- Why the two-party system is cyclical
- Top 10 --- Best of CES 2003
- MEL Scripting for Maya animators
- Pro-anorexia? What the heck?
- When you miss a star
01/14/03
01/15/03
01/16/03
- Record piercings
- Reality TV gone too far
- Not turning Japanese
- The Scoop: 2003 NFC/AFC Championship Game Predictions
01/17/03
- Speaking of Star Search and the other new Reality TV shows
- Happiness...is a warm gun
- Now that's what I call reality TV
- It's snowing. Check out my obliques.
- Fantasy Football 2003 Preview - NFC (updated 2/16)
- As we go 'round and 'round and 'round in the circle game
- Yum Yum Yum
- Disco sucks!
- Wi-Fi for the neighborhood
01/20/03
- Why do I ever leave the house?
- Man beats Giraffe but loses to Zebra, and ABC Steps up to second place in Reality TV race
- This time, there is no denying Raiders Super Bowl trip
- Ex-president Bush Boo'ed at AMA
- Top quotes from movie westerns
- Keith Richards Rocks
- Hokum?
- Better than ClonAid
- Janeane Garofalo tells it like it is
- Demise of Monday Night Football is almost complete, and now they get Super Bowl XXXVII
01/21/03
- the goat-footed baloonMan whistles far and wee
- Ten things the restaurants won't tell you
- Scorpions can set venom on stun or kill
- You can do better than that
- Gulf War Syndrome explained?
- What happened to flight 93?
- America's secret weaopn
- Yo Yo Yo, ignore this story
- It's a grand old spam
01/22/03
- Climate control weapon?
- Intelligent life would stay away
- Nothing from nothing will leave nothing at all
- Win $7M
01/23/03
- The Scoop: SUPER BOWL XXXVII Preview
- Who sets foreign policy?
- Ain't that just a successful fraternity?
01/24/03
01/27/03
- What would you use for that? A shoe?
- Don't you remember?
- My how things have changed
- Megalomania? Me?
01/28/03
01/29/03
- How to start a cult
- I'd never suspect Dobby of being part of the proletariat
- Well, I don't think it'll unseat Maxim or Sports Illustrated
- Matzo, Matzo Man...I want to be your matzo ball man
- Pick yer poison
01/30/03
01/31/03
- Super Bowl XXXVII Fiasco: The Barret Robbins Mystery
- Oh, you're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe trick?
- Veganism ill-advised for mothers who breastfeed
- Hot Wheels Supports Terrorism
- I'm Batman
- Scientific blasphemy
- AOL loses $99 B in '02
- The Super Bowl Experience
- NFL 2002 Final Post Season Power Poll
- Music Settlement
- Smoke Coca-Cola Cigarettes
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