Subtlety is not one of my strengths
February 2003
02/02/03
02/03/03
02/04/03
02/05/03
- Fast Times at Ridgemont High for LeBron James
- I'm not the only one ripping on Monday Night Football
- Endorsement without compensation
- Top critic soundbites about movies
- Man from down under goes up quicker
- Everyone else has reported it, so why not me
- The H.G. Wells kind, not the Ralph Ellison kind
- I'm doomed, but I can't remember why...
- Ingredients of a Super Bowl champion
- Oh that's good
02/06/03
02/07/03
02/10/03
- Here come the Lakers behind Shaq & Kobe
- Michael Jordan starts, but his dream finish gets thwarted at 2003 NBA All-Star Game;
- Where are the sharks with frikking laser beams?
- Technobservations
- Grover is bitter
- Top 10 "dead zone" sports events
- Who wants to be a billionaire?
- The naked leading the dumb
02/11/03
- Come here, megaphone
- I think Peter King is wrong, the 49ers wanted a white coach, what do you think?
02/12/03
- What's Osama's position
- Kiss, not song, on my list
- What to do in case of attack
- Paul Simon IS a genius
- Jill Sobule on West Wing tonight
02/13/03
- R-E-S-P-E-C-T
- Another view on Iraqi war
- A pair of guys named Aiken bite the dust on Survivor & American Idol ... plus Frenchie the porn star
02/13/03
- Evan Marriott now has big choice on Joe Millionaire: Zora Andrich or Sarah Kozer?
- California Golden Bears are starting to roll on their basketball opponents
- Longing for Bill
- Camry better than Taurus
- I want to ride my tricycle, I want to ride my trike
- Financial education
- Some silicone sister with her manager mister
02/17/03
- Trouble set me free
- Will the Raiders cap problems keep them from Super Bowl XXXVIII?
- Complete Timeline for 9/11
- It's so easy to...
- Something to make you smile
- Cheating in school will make your tongue turn blue
02/18/03
- Evan Marriott's harem of women had some great quotes - here are the best from Joe Millionaire's finale
- Evan Marriott chooses Zora Andrich, she chooses him, and then they split 1 million dollars on Joe Millionaire
- Fantasy Baseball 2003 is on the horizon
- Hacker gets millions of credit card numbers
02/18/03
- David's sour stew
- World Views
- Nobody ever called Nostradamus a punk
- Cryptozoology, fraud, or just an animal?
- Seventeen weapons of disinformation
- Try this out
- Gratuitous animal photo
02/20/03
- I'm your Venus
- Statue Molesters
- Tear the roof off this sucker
- Marv, just call norcalfella
- Ahhh, that new car smell
- Iraq, Osama, Bush, connections
- Let's beat this guy up behind auto shop at lunch
- Well, they're right, but...
- Chauncey likes to watch
- Cooking for losers
- Goo goo
- SBC is GREAT!
- Trista Rehn stuns everyone by picking humble Ryan Sutter over slimy Charlie Maher on The Bachelorette
02/21/03
- Turkmenistan rhymes with nothing
- Men perspire, women glow
- What's next? Anton Checkov's symphonies?
- Lyrics
- Vinod Khosla on the economy
- Ali G in da house
02/22/03
- What do Kiss, the 70's Steelers and Joan Collins have in common?
- Can't wait for the 2003 NFL draft?
- Ryan Sutter of Bachelorette the pro football player? Aaron Beurge the jar head?
- I'm a Celebrity! Get me out of here! (or is it "I used to be famous! Get me a career!")
02/23/03
- American Idol Update: Sucky group 3 sends Rickey Smith & Vanessa Olivarez to the top 10
- Janet Koth is the first chick knocked off Survivor Amazon in Battle of the Sexes
- Was Big Brother fixed?
02/24/03
- Frederique is the Celebrity Mole, Kathy Griffin wins the money
- The great duct tape conspiracy
- How much do you tip a cow?
- A picture is worth
02/25/03
02/26/03
- I hate being lied to
- Snowboarder's death gives new meaning to term "Bonk"
- Qwest execs should have donated to Shrub's campaign
- Top 10 Tax Blunders
- A Wolfowitz in sheep's clothing
- An untrained civilian breaches nuclear security
- And what do you believe in?
- Yeah, but isn't it a lousy ad?
- Never forget
- Homer's a Hufflepuff
- Another Iraq thread
- Iran Sues US for Previous Relationship with Saddam
02/27/03
- Joshua Gracin and Corey Clark advance from American Idol Group 4
- Paging Shelley
- A sad day in the neighborhood
- Lotus Improv Rules