Subtlety is not one of my strengths
March 2003
03/01/03
03/02/03
03/03/03
- Masons hire a publicist
- Samurai optometrist captured months after death?
- Madonna to write children's books
- Stupidity should be cured
- It's soylicious
- We're afraid of efficiency and humor
- Lederhosen and Milk Chocolate
- Many people too stupid to follow child safety seat instructions
- Federov and Kournikova were once married
- Sony Unveils First Blue-Laser DVD Recorder
- Newsflash: Bush lies frequently
- What is terrorism?
03/04/03
- Clay Aiken needs your vote on American Idol's wild card show
- Bush, Bin Laden, Clinton, Saudis, Carlyle, ...
- Omigod, I'm a journalist
03/05/03
- This is not linked to for political content
- Are you hot? Nevermind...
- Am I culturally illiterate?
- Star genesis
- Real cute until he tears your head off
- Warren Buffett thinks dbsmall's a dope
- Trista Rehn and Ryan Sutter ski in Vail, still in love: Bachelor 3 Andrew Firestone is "real" Joe Millionaire
03/05/03
- Who will the NFL team of the milennium be?
- TIred of Iraq? How about North Korea?
- Michael (Weiner) Savage is all about entertainment
- Hi ho, hi ho, it's out of work we go
- dbsmall has a tweaked sense of humor
- I like 'em flaming hot
- Joe Satriani is the Susan Lucci of Grammys (Grammies?)
- Did you hear the one about the game show cheat?
- A spaceman came travelling
- IMDB's worst of list
- Ahmed Jones
- Tired of the No Fun League? Remember the USFL?
03/07/03
- Clay Aiken voted into the American Idol Finals by America
- Nucular device, Halliburton, NIGERIA...*sigh*
- What was the point of freedom of press, again?
- I belong in the White House
- Breakfast is the most important meal of the day
- But I *love* those foods?!
03/09/03
03/10/03
03/10/03
- Lunacy
- Sea Monkeys for Hippies
- Unpatriotic questions
- Schmaltz
- Top 31 Bush-Iraq lies
- War and the economy
- Lessons in citing sources
- Gratuitous baby animal photo
03/12/03
- Trenyce takes slight lead over Clay Aiken as American Idol opens the final 12
- Freedom Fries
- You know what they say...big foot, big insanity
- Mel Gibson's parents push boundaries
- How much have you got on you?
03/13/03
- Vanessa Olivarez is kicked off American Idol - color me shocked
- Dancing Plant
- Who's your friend when things get rough
- Nothing like a mother's love
- Melville's Piazza Tales sucked
- I'm a picker, I'm a grinner..
- Everybody likes cookies
- The diplomatic disaster of the century
- Funny Microsoft Knowledge Base articles
03/14/03
- W Hates the USA
- Sugar != Sugar
- I'd like to thank the (buuuurp) Academy
- The karass and the granfalloon
- Lord of LSD
- Ethical questions
- Acting! Brilliant!
03/17/03
- March Madness 2003 comes to Small.To
- Get out the aluminum foil hats
- Shut up and get in the brine
- Unlikely gourd
- Carlyle Shmarlyle...gimme my Wackenhut
- What would you use for that? A shoe?!
- Get a long, little doggy
- Diplomats?! Don't need them when we use Bush diplomacy?
- Cancer-in-Chief
03/17/03
- Rene And Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After The War
- Sweet surrender on the quayside
- Best Media Blogs---what gives?
03/19/03
- NCAA March Madness will go on as scheduled
- 101 Dumbest Moments in Business
- Oughta make for some great movies
- Seven Deadly Ice Creams?
- And so it begins
- Coalition of the Willing
- Ryan Sutter to marry Trista Rehn on Oprah Winfrey show?
03/20/03
- Reality sucks, Fox pre-empts American Idol for Iraq bombing
- Hello Kettle? This is Pot. You're black.
- Rant: an underrated art form
- Sum up your campaign plans in one word
- Happiest company on earth
03/21/03
- Day 1 produces much drama, but few upsets in March Madness
- You ever made love in a rail train, Joel?
- War Games/Toys
- Moron Majority
- When the moon hits your eye, pass norcalfella a slice
03/22/03
- March Madness Day 2 produces more drama, more upsets but dbsmall still leads the pool
- What would Veblen say?
03/23/03
03/24/03
03/25/03
- Charles Grigsby has finally kicked the can, who’s next on American Idol?
- Norcalfella's Thought of the Moment
03/27/03
- Time Traveler invests well
- Disco inferno
- Cause ya gotta have Faith
- Oh, Oh, Onion Skin...walking around with your heart caved in
- Suspicion is our mission
- War is hell
- Emmitt Smith is an Arizona Cardinal? Say it isn’t so
- Survivor: The Amazon is pretty much boring; Roger Sexton is the latest voted out
- Dextrous Neanderthals
- A cat for racists
03/28/03
- Lashundra Cobbins = Trenyce in American Idol scandal
- A different "truth" about Michael Moore's speech
- Bob and Doug McKenzie on the Cancer in Chief
- Another opinion on the Bush Doctrine
- Richard Perle resigns
- Along comes a platypus
- Oh, a wise guy, eh?
- Oh Hell, trouble is coming. Out here, panic and alarm
03/29/03
03/30/03
- Michelle Wie hits the long ball
- March Madness reaches Final Four - dbsmall battles cq for pool supremacy
- 2003 AL Central Baseball Preview