Subtlety is not one of my strengths
April 2003
03/31/03
- 2003 NL West Baseball Preview
- 2003 MLB Playoff Predictions
- They're coming to take me away
- U.N. the sequel
- Yeti @ Home
- How to tell if your co-worker is an extraterrestrial
- David Hasselhoff is the devil
04/02/03
- America’s Most Wanted is now a musical, they call it American Idol
- Tom Tomorrow
- To every thing, spin, spin, spin
04/03/03
- American Idol producers are a bunch of wimps
- You have been h04xr3d
- Ex-CIA Director: this is WW IV
- Lady Bobnweave's lover
- What is it good for?
- Just don't make me drink antifreeze
- I wonder if she needs help with a business plan
- Funny if hard to follow
04/04/03
04/06/03
04/07/03
- Elie Wiesel says the Iraq War is necessary
- Unmarried Cohabitation is not only blasphemous, it's illegal
- Sedition
- ...raised on promises
- Rich, creamy AIDS prevention
- I thought "breast milk is best" was the new mantra
- What if Fox News were around during other historical events?
- It's a good thing these reports didn't come out
- Coconut
- I do not want what I haven't got
04/08/03
- Visi*
- Be a (soda) jerk
- W did return dignity to the White House
- How much are you willing to pay for war?
04/09/03
04/10/03
- Married By America stirs up emotions and ethical questions while entertaining an audience
- Great Quote
- Some advanced technology
- Unemployed, in Greenland
- Where's Wham-bam-Saddam?
- It's tough to be embedded
04/11/03
- Hercules bites the dust: Rickey Smith’s clock strikes midnight on American Idol
- Wake up! Don't be depressed.
- Bomb Yemen
- Bermuda, Bahamas, Come on Pretty Mama
- Janeane Garofalo show 'under fire'
- Soildork's right. It's about liberation.
- Chernobyl makes worms amorous
- The "Straight Dope" on W's military desertion
- Ridin' the brown wave
- Top Ten Things Iraq's Information Minister Has To Say About The War
04/13/03
04/14/03
- Taliban attorney has new opponent: Oakland Raiders and Al Davis
- Rip her to shreds
- Horny cow
- Soylent Green
- I must learn about the water festival
- Dittoheads are idiots
- Hunter S. Thomson on war, basketball
- Congo
- Ex congressman accuses W of war crimes
- Is anyone surprised that the U.S. won?
- Steal this barcode
- Cusack
- So what if some kid had to die?!
- Who knows what a moyle is?
04/15/03
04/16/03
- Who is George W. Bush?
- Here we go 'round, the mullberry Bush
- Global Grover
- Why we didn't remove Saddam..
- Billy Joel on American Idol? Well not exactly, but the kids tried to sing his songs
- Dogs of war
- Bearly there
- Clinton's right when he blasts Shrub foreign policy
- A prayer for Bush
04/17/03
- Michael Jordan waves goodbye, NBA says hello to 2003 playoffs
- Kimberly Caldwell is finally off American Idol
- Andrew Firestone Bachelor feeds a vegetarian lamb, then narrows field to six eligible ladies
04/18/03
- Bush bites
- I didn't know Tim Robbins was so articulate
- Who funds terrorism?
- Mr. Fusion
- Cozy primes
- Billy Bragg's a socialist
- GoogleHacks
- C|Net rates the top 100 products
- Yikes, A VM hack
- Say it ain't so, Carl
- How male/female is your brain?
- Synesthesia smells like Beethoven's 9th
- How does your country rate
04/20/03
04/21/03
- Weapons...get yer weapons here
- Everybody's got their something
- Who's next?
- I repeat myself when under stress
04/22/03
- Run to the hills
- The Treasure Hunt for WMDs
- Lets all return to the mothership
- Especially for NorCalFella
04/23/03
- Barbie Girl
- Rumsfeld is so slippery, he makes Clinton look like super-glue
- You can check out any time you like
- I bet he still wins the state
- Ring, ring, why don't you give me a call?
04/24/03
- Chupa Chups
- Vitamin B-PQQ?
- The Mathematics of Marriage: Dynamic Nonlinear Models
- Who wants my beauty tips, then?
- Baby Orang
- A picture tells a story, don't it
- Is the war in Iraq over?
04/25/03
- Carmen Rasmusen is sent home as American Idol heats up, Trenyce stays alive and Joshua Gracin gets a wakeup call
- Bachelor Andrew Firestone sets up a long distance romance with his Final Four selections
- Support our troops
- Bush is a leader
- Mmmmm...political dissent
- New rant on Science vs. Creationism
- In China, they just call "Chinese Food" "Food"
- SARS immunity
- That's what I'm talking about!
- Bush family has a history of Nazi sympathy
- So many burgers
- Remember the days when people who asked about profits didn't "get it"?
- So is pulling baby teeth abortion?
- Doubter
- FBI's top 10
04/28/03
- Lessons in headlines
- Jeb: Get out the gimp!
- So I guess Carson Palmer's going to stink, then, huh?
- Wheee!
- Jesus smote them good
- W and the Gay Porn Star
- Topplegate
04/29/03
04/30/03
- BFS (Butterflies for Small.to)
- Fish feel pain
- You and Pinocchio are brotherly related
- Who's afraid of Michael Savage?
- Want a big payday? Get fired.
- The 101 most influential minorities in sports
- Peer-to-Peer Person-to-Person
- You're in Control
- Bush daughter naked?
- When more is not better
- First one's free
- Cancer-in-Chief cozies up to AIDS
- How will we know when Greenspan is senile?
- Sweet home, Alabama
- Are you liberal or conservative?