Subtlety is not one of my strengths
May 2003
05/01/03
- Sleestack Illuminati
- Do quarks cry "more, more, more"?
- George W. Bush guilty of treason
- Palestinian patriots
- Who killed Daniel Pearl and why?
- You're fat. I want directors elected with greater frequency
- Smog, smog, go away
- Elephant Art
- Amazing X-Ray Goggles!
- I'm made of cheese
- Were Einstein and Newton autistic?
- How to get around the statute of limitations
- Afghanistan is stable
- If it's for the elephants, fine
- I wanna be a lifeguard (1000th story!)
05/02/03
- Trenyce finally exits American Idol after Neil Sedaka night, but real shock is Ruben Studdard on the block
- Bachelor Andrew Firestone narrows the field to three by ditching Cristina C
- Pot and Porn are king?
- Climber amputates own arm
- People's 50 most beautiful
- I know, you know me
- Seriously? This guy's an architect?
- And I figured I'd be done in for lust or gluttony...
05/03/03
05/05/03
- I've got chills. They're multiplying...
- Take the blue pill
- Thinkin' like a millionairre
- How long will you live?
- Happy Happy Joy Joy
- Top 9 e-mail hoaxes
- Are you CEO material?
- Talk to me about your one big break
- Oracle of Omaha speaks
- I was...inverted
- Can you beat 3 words?
- Nobody will ever acquire WMD from norcalfella
05/06/03
05/07/03
- To the moon
- Iraq and Halliburton
- American Idol’s final four gives me something to think about
- When giants stumble
- Mr. Jedi Mind Trick?
- Have no fear for atomic energy
- What was it all about, anyway?
- Ritter: Iraq probably didn't have WMD
05/08/03
- Joshua Gracin on American Idol no more, the Marine gets the boot
- Tina Panas (aka Fabulous) exits gracefully on The Bachelor as Andrew Firestone leads her on
- e-paperback writer doesn't sound quite as good
- Resume tips
- Legends of the fall
05/09/03
- Suka, Suka, Suka
- Are psychadelics good for you?
- Mike Shula is 'bama's new head coach
- Ted Rall thinks Dems can win in '04 if they act like Republicans
05/11/03
05/12/03
- How much would you pay for ESPN
- He's got the fever
- Dang, now I need to read the 3rd book
- Neat interview questions
- What?! Sex with an intern?
- Nobody ever called Pablo Picasso an asshole
- Gone gone gone
- I love me some sesame seed fried tofu with broccoli
05/13/03
05/14/03
- Non-reconstructive cosmetic surgery baffles me
- What was accomplished in Afghanistan?
- Chickenhawk
- Lies professional movers tell
- An interesting day
- Does art imitate life, or does politics imitate pop culture?
05/15/03
- Vonnegut's latest rambling
- Memo to Christina Aguilera
- Lists of bests
- Will you have to be a slut?
- Saving Private Lynch faked?
05/16/03
05/19/03
- No, no, Nicholas
- Magic power
- Ari to resign?
- Push-ups (and not the frozen yogurt confection)
- I wonder if Ashcroft realizes he's going to Hell
- Oh sure, and it's a talent contest
- No grumpy old men
- Beef Tree
05/20/03
- The illuminati gather
- Wahoo!
- Teens are horndogs
- Those wacky hippies in Arcata
- Top 9 sports jerks?
- I saw soildork mow down a group of schoolchildren
- Hayley Arp picks Will Dyke the Millionaire over Chris the Jedi on Mr. Personality
- Jen Schefft is Andrew Firestone's choice over psycho Kirsten Buschbacher
- Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble
- Oops! I did it again.
- Well, I'm Jewish, but...
- Jenna Morasca becomes the youngest Survivor winner by outwitting the men
- Ashcroft Goes After 200-Year-Old Human Rights Law
05/21/03
05/22/03
- What makes some faces more attractive?
- Escher Fountain
- New Atkins reports
- Let's go see Python Boy!
- Uh-oh Ruben
05/23/03
- Melissa Rivers: Yeah...age is the problem
- Have a spinach salad before your bacon cheeseburger
- What did you call me?
- SARS fetish photos
- Speaking of SARS, where did it come from?
- Clarence Thomas has a way with words
05/27/03
- If you can read this, you're still here
- George W. Bush is an evil man, doo-dah
- W guilty of treason
- Give that man a pulitzer
- Be like LeBron
- DIY EKG
- Love my monkey
- Otherkin
- No, occifer, I haven't deen brinking
- Does this stance make my butt look big?
- Baby animals