Subtlety is not one of my strengths
July 2003
07/01/03
07/02/03
07/03/03
- The truth is out there
- The Devil Went Down to D.C.
- I categoriologically developized this strategory
- I apologize in advance
- Oh, what fun
- How much is an arm and a leg?
- Do not call me
- Vancouver, B.C.
- Money for nothing and your chicks for free
- God-schmod, I want my monkey man
07/07/03
- Surf Reports
- Those wacky Brits
- Be afraid.
- Government Information Awareness
- Gamers aren't male, social misfits
- Wireless? Yeah, we got that...
- Scandalous document
- What's big, green, and 2 inches long?
07/08/03
- Speech impediments
- I guess E.T. likes beer, then...
- Baby, I'm on fire
- Well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob
- I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl
- Where is the cheapest gas near you?
- It's Dave, man, I got the stuff
07/09/03
- My sister would be so proud
- There's a room waiting in Hell
- Mmmmmm....skatole
- How much bandwidth do I get with a Big Mac?
- The Garbage Pail Kids, They Never Lie
07/10/03
- I see a sky ring and I want it to turn black
- Increase your manhood
- That's what I call a party
- Hate your job? Be glad you've got one!
- Swamp thing
07/11/03
- Think, McFly
- Cranberry Sauce
- Cheap Eats
- Tomboys are often cute; what's the surprise
- Joe Millionaire's barefoot Sarah Kozer aims low
- And the four horsemen of the apocolypse riding on high
- What presidential candidate are you aligned with?
- Ellison on shooting Craig Conway or his dog
07/14/03
- Next on Bravo: How to be a cholo
- Browser Wars II
- Serendipitous Surfing
- Deion Sanders talks to Jesus
- Not just gross and weird
- It shows you could be hot
- For Love or Money’s Rob Campos chooses Erin Brodie over Paige Jones, but she takes the million
- Commodore 64 revived
07/15/03
- You need your space. Get out.
- What do you know?
- W never said we should go to war over WMD
- Science Toys
07/16/03
- What is Bush trying to hide?
- All about our propaganda campaign
- Mmmm, muscles
- How to cheat in the next election
07/17/03
- Bermuda Triangle
- We got those evildoers, right?
- Donkey Kong champ
- DirecTV is the Metallica of Smart Cards
- Prisoners of His Cancerousness
- Am I hear to amuse you?
- Mandy Moore talks about getting naked
- The comedy is that I'm serious
- But Syria's not on the axis of evil?
- He wants a bridge
07/18/03
- The Love Algorithm
- W doesn't want to hear from you
- I want my P2P
- Flash! Shock! Awesome, dude!
- Sir Mix-a-Lot cries in his soup
- Pizza Followup
- Bob Graham tells it like it is, this time
- Choke on this pretzel, W
- The worst president, ever
- Mystery Spot
- Scripts. Get yer scripts here.
07/19/03
07/20/03
- Finding Nemo finds its way past 300 million in ticket sales
- It was all for the good of the energy policy
- Good Morning, Baghdad!
- Hydrogen cars not needed
- I'm homestawunnew
- Best news in a long time
- Violet, you're turning violet
07/22/03
- Philadelphia freedom
- Ashley Judd. Spokesperson in SBC advertisting.
- Qusay and Uday dead?
- Microsoft hates Google
- They should make them coconut palms and call one of them "Buko"
- Everybody should have one
07/22/03
- Erika Landin shows her ass on Big Brother 4 to overshadow X Factor
- Dat Phan knocks out another opponent on Last Comic Standing, now he needs your vote
- Cheat sheet for millionaires
- If you don't meet your meat, you can't have any pudding
- It's just a big blue marble
- What, political gain?
- Paddle, paddle, paddle
07/24/03
- Oh man, this place is nice. Too bad we can't stay
- Bright lights. (Don't get 'em wet)
- Microsoft ownz security for TIA
- Fear and loathing with titanium
- California tells businesses to leave
- Could you be CEO?
- All who think Iraq was behind 9/11, read here
- Free Wi-Fi on your next flight
- Britney Spears goes long
- My wife will be really disappointed
- Oh hell, anyone can make a video, punk
- Wolfowitz: WMD not a priority and we messed up on planning
- Wacky adventures
07/25/03
- Light a candle, light a match, test tube babies in a flash
- Why, that's just something we'd do!
- What a surprise. Implants rupture.
07/27/03
07/28/03
- Kobe Bryant makes good with wife by buying her a four million dollar ring
- Moving rocks to build the giant pyramids
- Hey hey whattaya say it's David Kay
- This ain't "Meatballs"
- I surely hope this is a hoax
- Botan rice candy
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- Sociology is not science
- Hmmm...Roman fingers get you in trouble
07/29/03
- The difference between accuracy and precision
- Emotional detachment: male or female?
- A word Holden Caulfield wanted to get rid of
- This is weird to me