Subtlety is not one of my strengths
August 2003
08/01/03
- Everlasting Gobstoppers
- President Bush hates the U.S. military
- For reals?
- Israel elates their critics
- Oh, those wolf eyes are so cool
- Fontastic
- Defeat the right in 3 minutes
- Just the good old boys
- Five Habits of Millionaires
- On second thought, my employer's not so bad
- Ruben Studdard is a hata
- Alias
- Disco, disco duck
- Doesn't this violate some laws of optics?
08/02/03
08/02/03
- Erin Brodie now has the power on For Love or Money 2 but Rob Campos is coming back
- Ralphie May rips Michael Moore on Last Comic Standing’s final showdown
08/04/03
08/06/03
08/07/03
08/08/03
08/09/03
08/10/03
08/11/03
- Anybody remember "Rockwell"?
- Now this would have been valid
- Cancer Kung Fu Grip
- Lindows sucks
- Look, up in the sky, it's...
- Leavitt to the environment
08/12/03
- You are getting very...suggestible
- Internet World Wide Web
- Hong Konfused
- MSBlast fix
- Who wants to be governor of California
- Men prefer brunettes
- Caffeine is an illegal stimulant?
- Norway wants us to start athletic record keeping anew
- Who does the Bible say we should attack?
- I may be irresponsible for posting this
- Transmeta's still in business?
- Hoo-boy, that's a lot to be proud of
08/13/03
- Headed for depression
- WbS consulted with magicians
- Dear Penthouse, I never thought I'd write, but...
- First model airplane crossing of the Atlantic
- A fair and balanced advancement on breakout
08/14/03
- Gamma Gamma Hey
- Dr. Moreau's work continues in a fair and balanced way
- Propaganda, what a concept
- A Fair and Balanced/dreadful look at our future
- A fair and balanced anarchist
- Apparently, there are no stupid questions
- So I guess we'll get Jurrassic Park IV, soon
- Fair and balance your cholesterol with these peanuts
- A suspect thesis
- Stop it God
- Fairly large and probably imbalanced
- I'm no fan of Angelina Jolie
- I need these billboards for all aspects of my life
- What will waterworld look like?
- Oh please, who hasn't seen Cameron's boobs?
- My couch has coins and some lint, this dude's had TNT
08/15/03
- American Education: A Fair and Balanced Look
- The cretins cloning and feeding: A fair and balanced look
- The fair and balanced career of Troy McClure
- C-I-L-L my landlord: A fair and balanced misanthropy
- Fair and Balanced Top 10
- A fair and balanced look at how W hates the U.S. military
- A fair and balanced contempt
- Orwellian fairness and balance
- Fair and balanced diamondmaking
- Fair and Balanced Blackout Coverage
08/17/03
08/18/03
- I'll bet he's already reproduced, too
- Beckham and Real Madrid, according to Pele
- Top 80's movies
- This is somehow endearing
- Which of you is it?
- Does castration make a bigger pig?
- Brian Eno? Iraq?
08/19/03
- This planet's getting ruined. Move on.
- The dome will crack, right futurenow?
- Jon Carroll on hiding things
- What, Harvey Mudd didn't make the list?
- Take it off. Take it all off.
- Astrology is bunk
- It's just who I am
- Baby Beluga
- Ahh yes, those were the days...
- The best site I've seen this year
08/20/03
- WWBS: What would Bigfoot say?
- Gateway sucks
- What we white man?
- Money money money money --- color!
- Awww, nuts
- Sooooo big!
- Everyone's got a hook
- Don't tread on me
- Cool mirrors built out of stuff
- Small.to is now advertising on spiders
- Cupid Lisa Shannon isn't the greatest catch, and America refuses to honor her opinion
08/21/03
- Not so coordinated
- The Warren Sapp Diet
- This reminds me of the Levi's commercial
- Did the U.S. help Wham-bam-Saddam leave Iraq?
- Regime change at home
- dSLR
- Got $5000 to burn, build your own WMD
- Hot for teacher
- Sexual abstinence panda
08/22/03
- Neat, so I learned a new word
- A man out of time
- Bush's nose is growing
- Anna Kournikova in a bra
- Twistatwistatwist me...
- Those dancers stink
- Mudd, Mudd, Mudd
- You're in the jungle, baby
- Bring out yer dead!
- CIA overthrows democracy in Iran
08/23/03
08/24/03
- Fantasy Football Preview 2003: Tight Ends
- Fantasy Football Preview 2003: Defenses
- Fantasy Football Preview 2003: Kickers
- Fantasy Football Preview 2003 - Power 150 player rankings
08/25/03
- Excuses, excuses
- Autistic boy dies during faith healing
- Phat
- Love is like oxygen
- This is fun, I think
- Coyt Johnston and Susan Byrom escape elimination on Race to the Altar
- Reichen Lehmkuhl and Chip Arndt the flakes win Amazing Race 4
08/26/03
- Ahhh, harmonic scalar technology
- Drawings on napkins
- 12 year old going to med school
- Gila Help
- Save the children
- Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz are pimps
- A couple of great pieces about Bush and Iraq
08/27/03
- New photos of Mars from earth
- Jimmy Breslin on lying liars
- Bubba vs. Dubya
- Ummm...I guess you haven't seen the movie "Happiness"
- Want to bend the ear of the president?
- Hawaii's declaration of independence
- Where's Osama?
- Everybody's doing it...
- What do you get
- I'm stymied
- What's wrong with this picture?
- I have a medical condition
- The rules of the game
- Rob Campos out of For Love Or Money 2, now Erin Brodie chooses between Wade and Chad Viggiano
08/28/03
- Tomato wrestling
- Psychobabble
- Kirk? What is love?
- Dino
- And Martin Sheen should run for president
- Health myths
- Don't worry. Be Happy.
- President Bush hates the USA
08/29/03
- Were there zenkeys on Noah's Ark?
- I'm not going to be the only one to not report it
- Time Travel Spammer
- Yeah, but it fries your gonads
- Jennifer Capriati is back
- How liberating
- Au naturel