Subtlety is not one of my strengths
September 2003
09/02/03
- Naked Nudity Day
- Naked lizard in Beirut
- Naked violation of 1st amendment
- If you've lost overtime wages, show up to work nude
- Aqualung was naked
- John Carroll is a naked liberal.
- Nothing naked in this title
- Nudes in space
- David Blaine cuts his naked ear
- Beyonce not naked, covered in honey
- Half-naked biker chicks
- Catching Naked Virus/Worm Authors
09/03/03
- Amphibious vehicle
- NFL Predictions 2003: Week 1
- Temptation Island 3 debuts on the Bay Island of Roatan with more silly couples and wild singles
- James Getzlaff on Boy Meets Boy has Queer Eye for the Straight Guy as he picks Wes Culwell
09/04/03
09/09/03
- Chad Viggiano is Erin Brodie’s choice on For Love or Money 2, but he doesn’t take the money
- Bright lights, big baseball diamond
- Here, Casper...
- Impeach Bush
- Make me a cup of tea, make me a cup of tea
- The color of money
- Toynbee Tiles
09/10/03
- Ain't it grand? Nah, it's just a big hole in the ground.
- Operation: weird
- I've been found out
- Oh, good, more landfill
09/11/03
09/12/03
- I is what I am
- This year's mindset list
- Cash and Ritter: A tale of two Johns
- Three shillings and we forget the name
- Buffetesque
- NFL Predictions 2003: Week 2
09/12/03
09/15/03
- Here's what God thinks of your forest fire
- The more you talk, the less intelligent you are
- So would it walk around saying "Eat myself!"?
- Yeah, but the big threat---Wbs---is no longer in power
- Weapons of Total Destruction
- VP Cheney = Beelzebub
- Ashcroft heckled
- Bringing down the house
09/16/03
09/17/03
- A non-scientific sleep study
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than...
- Finally, an honest politician
- Doctor, doctor, give me the news...
- What do y'all think of this?
- Thanks for the money
- No more "Purple People Eater"s
09/18/03
09/18/03
09/21/03
09/22/03
- Want money? Get Religion
- Don't bogart my wordage
- Evil Hurricane
- How to win at Monopoly
- Do you hate the Office Assistants in MS Office?
09/23/03
- NFL Power Rankings 9/23/03
- Hey, who ordered the Porsche?
- An idea whose time has come
- Love me. Love my feet.
- If David Bowie were a cat
09/24/03
09/27/03
09/28/03
09/29/03
- Power failures -- Secret Al Qaida plot or socialist conspiracy?
- MLB 2003 Playoff Predictions (part II)