January 2004

01/03/04

• Celebrity Mole: Yucatan gives Corbin Bernsen and Stephen Baldwin something to do
• 2/2/04

01/04/04

• Philip Michaels gives all of you fools perspective on things that matter

01/04/04

• Same as it never was
• NFL Predictions 2003: Divisional Round

01/06/04

• Forever Eden born out of Paradise Hotel concept, will be TV's first reality soap opera

01/08/04

• She'll really admire your elongated fingers

01/12/04

• What Reagan taught us...

01/15/04

• W and his boyz oughta read the Bible
• Anyone see Big Fish?

01/17/04

• NFL Predictions 2003: Championship Games
• No bashing Bush during Super Bowl

01/18/04

• You see what you want to see
• Funny. Book him, Gates.
• The worst wurst
• America as a one-party state

01/20/04

• I ain't gonna play SimCity
• Real State of the Union 2004

01/21/04

• Sean Payton tabbed as next coach of the Oakland Raiders

01/22/04

• Queer Eye for the Straight Guy takes on Super Bowl XXXVIII

01/23/04

• Howard Dean: "at least I don't look like a chimp"

01/27/04

• Who Wants to be a Millionaire returns in "super" version for sweeps
• This message brought to you by two Georges

01/28/04

• NFL Predictions 2003: Super Bowl XXXVIII

01/30/04

• She's a man, baby

01/31/04

• Helene Eksterowicz and Aaron Beurge from Bachelor 2 are broken up