Subtlety is not one of my strengths
March 2004
03/01/04
- Is every observation a conspiracy theory?
- Doin' my part
- Strangely accurate results
- Speed reading
- Mmmmm....caustic
03/02/04
- Maybe you are like a bird...
- Gil Hyatt chosen by Larissa Meek on Average Joe 2 finale, but it doesn't last after Fabio revelation
03/03/04
- Volvo Reveals Car Designed by Women
- Stop, hey, what's that sound?
- Auto Recall Database
- Sorry, my mouth was full
- Amoxicillin, a pox on thee
- Pac Man Fever
- You'd have to us imaginary numbers
- Honda to get into the Truck game
- Mary Chamberlain banishes Craig Rice twice on Forever Eden two part debut, then finds herself on the same boat out
- I always feel like somebody's watching me
03/04/04
03/10/04
03/10/04
03/16/04
- This way is a waterslide away
- Boston, FL
- Who needs that thing called the constitution?
- Travel to foreign lands...
03/17/04
03/17/04
- Leah Labelle first out of American Idol 3 finals
- Should I be angry?
- Cheney, superhawk, but carefully avoided Draft
03/19/04
03/20/04
03/22/04
- It's getting to the point of absurdity
- That ain't workin'
- Toke it up, eh, hoser?
- What's the good word?
- Zowie Zap You're Dead
- Who made who?
03/23/04
03/24/04
- He's a jerk, but he's probably right, too
- Here, phishy phishy phishy
- Sure, son...have another Big Mac
- I saw your picture today
- Censure Bush
- She don't remember the Queen of Soul
- Ethics, Schmethics
- Jesse Palmer is Bachelor 5
- Playing it Straight tests Jackie's gaydar in Bachelorette reality show with a twist
- Yoanna House is America's Next Top Model 2 winner, beating out Mercedes Shorte-Scelba
03/25/04
03/26/04
03/29/04
- Just the facts, ma'am
- Make the young girls cry
- Is this the one that Chandler kissed?
- Yeah, but it makes you feel good afterward
- Won't anyone think of the gorillas?
- Yeagermeister
- If I know then what I know now
- Drink the kool-aid
- Anonymous e-mails
- Farting martians
- Not about Brazillian waxing