April 2004

04/01/04

• Amy Adams makes surprise exit from American Idol 3 finals

04/04/04

• Mike Hall wins ESPN Dream Job

04/05/04

• This week on the anal linguist

04/06/04

• Jennifer Lopez's mom hits for $2.4 million on dollar slots in Atlantic City
• He's not there (anymore)
• What's Google up to?

04/07/04

• Samantha Trenk wins over Adam Mesh on Average Joe, Rachel Goetz goes home disappointed, Average Jane in the works
• Let's get it on
• Do you feel lucky, punk?

04/08/04

• Greasy palms
• Cool, then I can write illegibly in MS Word!
• Camile Velasco finally exits American Idol 3 after Elton John night

04/11/04

• Ashley Revell of Britain bets life savings on Red, doubles up

04/12/04

• Fly me to the moon
• One year after Saddam
• Lode Runner
• Scams
• Balance THIS!
• I wanted to be Bruce Lee, though!

04/15/04

• Morris redux
• Me too
• Bill Rancic of Apprentice and Jen Schefft from Bachelor 3 hook up

04/16/04

• Sinners? What's the deal with religious imagery?
• I recommend you put lamb's blood on your doorways
• HIV shuts down a few porn stars
• Hope that there is hope
• 3-D search
• NFL games to not miss
• Kwame Jackson defeated by Bill Rancic on The Apprentice
• Jon Peter Lewis makes first trip to bottom 3 and exits American Idol 3 finals

04/19/04

• McCoronary
• Purrrrrr
• Love animals, don't play baseball

04/20/04

• Apologies
• Dude, that song sucks!
• I can quit eating pizza any time I want
• Get ready for lots of Californians to default on their ARMs
• Find what's missing
• Rapture Index

04/22/04

• All's well that ends well
• I hope it doesn't turn out he had a W-critical blog
• Everybody play the game
• Who do you look like (naked)?

04/23/04

• Jennifer Hudson out of American Idol 3 finals after fourth trip to bottom 3

04/27/04

• Interesting idea

04/29/04

• John Stevens finally ousted from American Idol 3 during dismal Gloria Estefan night

04/30/04

• And I thought the Japanese were into miniaturization
• MacGyver as a teacher