March 2005

03/01/05

• Jerry Ferris stunned by Jen Schefft's rejection on Bachelorette 3 after she also denied John Paul Merritt

03/02/05

• Nadia Turner looks bad, sounds good as American Idol 4 semifinals finish round two

03/08/05

• Kimberly Kennedy wins Wickedly Perfect over Mitch Pennell, but does anyone care?

03/09/05

• Carrie Underwood might be the best of weak set of girls in last American Idol 4 semifinal

03/10/05

• Britney Spears sucking
• How can I use my illusion when it's been taken away?

03/13/05

• March Madness 2005 returns to Small.to

03/16/05

• Anthony Fedorov is no Clay Aiken as American Idol finals go on without Mario Vazquez

03/24/05

• Constantine Maroulis back in American Idol 4 mix after phone number snafu delays voting results

03/27/05

• I'm not made of cheese
• What the heck is FYE?

03/28/05

• It's all ball bearings these days
• This guy makes the best pizza in a cup

03/29/05

• Yeah, but tell me about the robot porn...
• I wish I may
• Jessica Sierra continues to step up and stay alive during American Idol 4 finals
• Don't worry (originally 3/29/04...but moved up to get seen again)
• I've always wanted to be the voice of an animated character
• Automatic pier?
• Memetics